Gisborough Moors Race

[Tussockface]

A highly enjoyable race, with varied terrain and potentially fast bits, as well as Roseberry Topping....'Mmmmm, Roseberrry Topping' (Homer Simpson voice)....

Good to meet hillbilly, with whom I did plenty of to-ing and fro-ing until his mudmonster prowess proved superior. Also, a paddockful of friendly Ponies, including Ambrosia Kid and DeeJay. Nee Bother, thanks for coming across at the end and making yourself known. I thought I caught a glimpse of Ernest Flange-Nibbler too, but I could be mistaken; it was near the end, and the mind can play tricks when you're exhausted...

[Tussockface]

I nearly asked several lady runners if they were Mountain Goatess, but decided I wouldn't risk getting slapped. MG, please can you find some way of identifying yourself next time? A self-adhesive beard or set of horns would be sufficient, or Walshes with a cloven hoof outsole.

[Deejay]

Good to meet you today Tussockface, but I am afraid you were overshadowed by Mrs Mountain Goatess with whom myself DJ and nee Bother met apres run, a rose amongst thorns. Mrs Mountain Goatess should you be seeking a club to run for you would look good in a Fell Pony vest. I can confirm you have not got a beard as DJ said you might have. Enjoyed the run even though I fell hard on the rocky path down to Roseberry and then my legs gave out going accross to Highcliffe nab. Good day out.

I've also posted this on the Ponies bit so I can insult AK twice after he revealed my strictly off the record comments about a fellow forumite

It was a good race, assuming the definition of a good race is "being totally trashed by the end"

Tussockface
Good to meet you today. You certainly fooled me with your race plan "I Start slowly and then ease up" When you eased up I lost you and never saw you until the end!

Mountain Goatess
Good to meet you as well. I must apologise for my lack of manners in not offering you the last piece of carrot cake. I can only blame my collapsed state after the race and the danger that if you'd refused then the old one, I mean Ambrosia Kid would have scranned it, or worse Nee Bother might have got it

Ambrosia Kid will no doubt be posting soon to tell you all about the horrible injuries he received when he fell 300 feet down the fellside

I've also posted this on the Ponies bit so I can insult AK twice after he revealed my strictly off the record comments about a fellow forumite

[hillbilly]

A highly enjoyable race, with varied terrain and potentially fast bits, as well as Roseberry Topping....'Mmmmm, Roseberrry Topping' (Homer Simpson voice)....

Good to meet hillbilly, with whom I did plenty of to-ing and fro-ing until his mudmonster prowess proved superior. Also, a paddockful of friendly Ponies, including Ambrosia Kid and DeeJay. Nee Bother, thanks for coming across at the end and making yourself known. I thought I caught a glimpse of Ernest Flange-Nibbler too, but I could be mistaken; it was near the end, and the mind can play tricks when you're exhausted...

hi mate many thanks for encouragement and i was only able to pass because i would have fallen if id not speeded up on the last section, We will meet up on PPP cheers

[Mountain Goatess]

Nice to meet you all today gentlemen!
Don't worry about the cake Deejay, it wouldn't have gone with the shandy anyway!
Next time I will have tea and carrot cake and make AK jealous!
The pony vest is on order!

[Mountain Goatess]

I nearly asked several lady runners if they were Mountain Goatess, but decided I wouldn't risk getting slapped. MG, please can you find some way of identifying yourself next time? A self-adhesive beard or set of horns would be sufficient, or Walshes with a cloven hoof outsole.

I'll get some horns then. There's no way I'd suit a beard...IS THERE DEEJAY???!!!

[Nee Bother]

Well done to all who ran muddy Gisborough today, I enjoyed it, hope you all did too

It was good to match up some faces with names,anyone else there?

Race Report.................

I spotted Nee Bother running away from Vinegar Hill hotly pursued by the Ambrosia Kid who fell 500 feet whilst being chased by a Naked Man who in turn outran the Hillbilly after his tussle with Tussockface and a Mountain Goatess . When's it gonna stop Deejay. Was it a Breeze at the prize giving too? Obviously never spotted the lesser spotted Ernest Flange-Nibbler, possibly just as well with a name like that
Stop Press...One guy should've had Oven Gloves on his tyres when he got stuck on rugby pitch

[Nee Bother]

"There's no way I'd suit a beard...IS THERE DEEJAY???!!!"

Oh I dunno

[Mountain Goatess]

You cheeky young thing you!

[Nee Bother]

Oi less of the cheeky.

Well done today by the the way, it was a tough race, I saw you finishing and you didn't look too tired or stressed, you said you've only been running a year or so. Have you raced much in this time?