Originally Posted by
millipede
A man comes down stairs one morning.
His wife is in the kitchen. She smiles at him,
"Darling I want you to make love to me, right now on the kitchen table".
Rather surprised he dutifully obliges and then comments,
"That was very nice dear. Although we don't usually do such things first thing in a morning. What inspired you to think of it????"
His wife replies,
"Oh don't worry dear.............................................. .........
............................the egg timers broken".
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