Ive just read the most fantatsic sentence ever to grace the Fellrunner magazine:
"Ian Pudge took a dominant lead heading up the lane from the start...."
Who can guess what happens next?
Ive just read the most fantatsic sentence ever to grace the Fellrunner magazine:
"Ian Pudge took a dominant lead heading up the lane from the start...."
Who can guess what happens next?
"And he maintained this lead until with the finish in sight, disaster struck. With only 50 yards to go a suffragette threw herself into his path, seeing the danger Mr Pudge made a desperate attempt to avoid a collision. Garnering all of his inconsiderable remaining strength he leapt over the unexpected obstacle only to land head first into a bin which was about to be emptied into the corporation dustcart. A spokesman for the council later reported that Mr Pudge felt rather crushed by this unfortunate turn of events".Originally Posted by The Master
Ive just read the most fantatsic sentence ever to grace the Fellrunner magazine:
"Ian Pudge took a dominant lead heading up the lane from the start...."
Who can guess what happens next?
Am I right?
....and then on hearing the gentle tinkle of an ice cream van back in the village, Ian feigned an injury and turned to limp back shouting encouragement to Ian Holmes, the Hope brothers and Andi Jones, licking his lips at the prospect of a double '99.Ive just read the most fantatsic sentence ever to grace the Fellrunner magazine:
"Ian Pudge took a dominant lead heading up the lane from the start...."
Who can guess what happens next?
Oh dear, Pudgy's getting some stick, don't worry, mate, my daughter thinks your ok
So do i, fellow neanderthal
I've had a shave since this picture was taken.
Last edited by stevefoster; 09-11-2008 at 06:45 PM.
speaking of the Fellrunner mag, has it been mentioned that Fleeter got the Fell Ponies into the Champs results tables!?
it actually says "Fell Ponies U/A" but that's still pretty cool
Wow! And I've just noticed a picture and an article by another Ponyspeaking of the Fellrunner mag, has it been mentioned that Fleeter got the Fell Ponies into the Champs results tables!?
it actually says "Fell Ponies U/A" but that's still pretty cool
Whosthatthen
Tis the talented and also modest, TussockfaceWhosthatthenno less, ML Page 32 Although he has obviously dressed in the dark and put the wrong vest on!
I actually sent a photo of James Logue to the Fellrunner, as I thought it might be more appropriate to picture the race winner rather than some daft bugger whose main contribution to any decent race is to get lost in it.Tis the talented and also modest, Tussockface
However, the photo they printed does indeed appear to be of me rather than Mr Logue; so maybe I put on the wrong face as well as the wrong vest.
LOVE the Pudgy 'What Happened Next?' posts!! Very funny. (Watch out, Paul Merton..)
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