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    Poetry

    I found this beautiful winter poem and thought it might be a comfort to you all. It was to me, and it's very well written.

    I felt it really captured my own feelings about winter.







    'WINTER'

    a poem by

    Abigail Elizabeth McIntyre





    SHIT, It's Cold !

    The End

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    Re: Poetry

    SPRING

    Shit! Too many Daffs

    SUMMER

    Shit! it's hot

    AUTUMN

    Shit! Leaves everywhere

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    or if you're in Lancashire

    Spring

    Shit it's raining

    Summer

    Shit it's raining

    Autumn

    Shit it's raining

    Winter...... you get the picture

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    Re: Poetry

    Autumn's called 'The Fall', it's true -
    the fault of interface 'twixt mud and shoe;

    And though I know I shouldn't grumble,
    each summer could be known as 'Stumble'.

    You say 'Excuse!', but I say 'Reason!'
    I've one prepared for every season.

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    Re: Poetry

    There was an old man from Nantucket...

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    Re: Poetry

    Quote Originally Posted by southernsoftie View Post
    There was an old man from Nantucket...
    Who kept a small dog in a bucket...

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    Re: Poetry

    Quote Originally Posted by Deejay View Post
    Who kept a small dog in a bucket...
    He threw in some Chum.......

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ady In Accy View Post
    He threw in some Chum.......
    ..for the hound it was dumb

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    Re: Poetry

    Quote Originally Posted by emmilou View Post
    ..for the hound it was dumb
    ...so he emptied his bum and said f*ck it

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    Re: Poetry

    Quote Originally Posted by merrylegs View Post
    ...so he emptied his bum and said f*ck it
    I once saw an old man at Esk Hause....

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