I like the sound of Stagger for security.
Emmi, I think you are going to have to try very hard NOT to be pegged for High Priestess.
Chief...I nominate DazH

I'd like to nominate me for Keeper Of The Dark Secret.

As its first night, I will tolerate non members looking in, but after closing time in the real world, it is STRICTLY members only!

Now be a good chap Al and don't make me activate The Stagger

Some say he sharpens his walsh studs just to see how they dimple tender young flesh. All we know is that he will exercise extreme prejudice in preserving the status of THE MASTERS LOUNGE!!