It appears we have a lobbyist amongst us, who wishes for more mobile telephone masts to be placed in prominent mountain positions for clarity of signal....
Give me a run for my money!!!!!!???? Oh schiesse! Haven't you seen the thread about White Holme? 40 mins down on last year with me and Daz vying for the wooden spoon!
I have a cunning plan to use my vast bulk to block anybody from coming past, but I feel a little let down by the sparseness of my team mate (and I'm not just talking bout the hairstyle). Now if I had a proper fat partner like fatty Fellmonster or flatulent Fleeter...
Even in my fatty state Pudgy my wind would simply blow me right past you!