Fell Ponies??

[FellMonster]

"kleeping" is actually mentioned in the first rule of the handbook.
Paraphrased, it reads something like this......

"In kleeping with tradition, the purpose of the rules set forth in this handbook are to ;keep people guessing; keep purveyors of rules and upholders of law happy with enough wordplay to entangle the keenest of minds; to uphold a sense of mystery of the nature and common sense of these rules and the terms "First claim", "second claim" especially when applied with the other technical terms "fell-running" and "other competitions"; to enable many to twist these words to use for their own cause; to keep admin workers in a job in times of hardship; to greatly amuse little gobshits like fellmonster; to be used to restrict where possible by over zealous officials; be a source of great hypocrisy and merriment when dealing with issues such as race numbers..........."

[stevefoster]

"kleeping" is actually mentioned in the first rule of the handbook.
Paraphrased, it reads something like this......

"In kleeping with tradition, the purpose of the rules set forth in this handbook are to ;keep people guessing; keep purveyors of rules and upholders of law happy with enough wordplay to entangle the keenest of minds; to uphold a sense of mystery of the nature and common sense of these rules and the terms "First claim", "second claim" especially when applied with the other technical terms "fell-running" and "other competitions"; to enable many to twist these words to use for their own cause; to keep admin workers in a job in times of hardship; to greatly amuse little gobshits like fellmonster; to be used to restrict where possible by over zealous officials; be a source of great hypocrisy and merriment when dealing with issues such as race numbers..........."

Guess i should kleep my mouth shut then, and go back to the joys of jugs, i have no flocking idea what all that mleans

[FellMonster]

The rules have once more served their purpose!

[stevefoster]

Are purpose's similair to dolphins?

[stevefoster]

They're both mammals which reminds me of...............................mammaries, back to jugs again

[Hanneke]

<snigger>

That has certainly made my morning! Off to ride my bike up some Dutch hills on this sunny morning

[The Master]

"kleeping" is actually mentioned in the first rule of the handbook.
Paraphrased, it reads something like this......

"In kleeping with tradition, the purpose of the rules set forth in this handbook are to ;keep people guessing; keep purveyors of rules and upholders of law happy with enough wordplay to entangle the keenest of minds; to uphold a sense of mystery of the nature and common sense of these rules and the terms "First claim", "second claim" especially when applied with the other technical terms "fell-running" and "other competitions"; to enable many to twist these words to use for their own cause; to keep admin workers in a job in times of hardship; to greatly amuse little gobshits like fellmonster; to be used to restrict where possible by over zealous officials; be a source of great hypocrisy and merriment when dealing with issues such as race numbers..........."

I think the term you are looking for is gobshite

Have you had a look at the latest Fellrunner magazine? Some appalling number folding going on sir

[FellMonster]

I think the term you are looking for is gobshite

Have you had a look at the latest Fellrunner magazine? Some appalling number folding going on sir

I hope they throw the (rule) book at them- which should be heavy enough by now to knock every single one of them out!

[FellMonster]

I think the term you are looking for is gobshite

Have you had a look at the latest Fellrunner magazine? Some appalling number folding going on sir

Stop picking on me you big homo, I'm ill

[crumblydown]

Stop picking on me you big homo, I'm ill

Ahh bless! by the way, who could possibly call the Master big?? did you by any chance mean twig.??