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Thread: Fell Ponies??

  1. #5621
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    Re: Fell Ponies??

    PM'd you AK, 17th a no go for me due to the Snowdon race on the 18th..

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    Re: Fell Ponies??

    Quote Originally Posted by Boy Wonder View Post
    Count me in - but we'll have some tofu for the pale vegeterians please!
    I think that's why the Master is wrapping sausages in tin foil, so that they can be used as a suppository for those who don't like the taste of meat but need the protein.

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    Re: Fell Ponies??

    I'm sorry but no-way am I going anywhere near a sausage suppository!!

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    Re: Fell Ponies??

    Quote Originally Posted by crumblydown View Post
    I think that's why the Master is wrapping sausages in tin foil, so that they can be used as a suppository for those who don't like the taste of meat but need the protein
    that reminds me of one of the recipients of this years Darwin Awards

    He had a serious throat problem so could only take alcohol analy. His alcohol of choice was sherry(well he's not tasting it).

    so he rigged up his usual sherry enema and got drunk. now usually at this point when you have had toomuch you pass out or are sick. He duely passed out but the enema kept on doing the biz.

    He was found dead with 2 litre of sherry in his system

    Please do not try this at home or rig your camel back to fulfill your needs whilst running. This is bound to be an infringment of FRA rules

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    Quote Originally Posted by IanDarkpeak View Post
    that reminds me of one of the recipients of this years Darwin Awards

    He had a serious throat problem so could only take alcohol analy. His alcohol of choice was sherry(well he's not tasting it).

    so he rigged up his usual sherry enema and got drunk. now usually at this point when you have had toomuch you pass out or are sick. He duely passed out but the enema kept on doing the biz.

    He was found dead with 2 litre of sherry in his system

    Please do not try this at home or rig your camel back to fulfill your needs whilst running. This is bound to be an infringment of FRA rules
    Quite possibly, but after you've had a good snifter of that who cares.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Alphin View Post
    PM'd you AK, 17th a no go for me due to the Snowdon race on the 18th..

    Oh crap.....thats me and Fellmonster out too.....and Fleeter....thought this was a different July date and didnt check.....more deja vu!

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    Quote Originally Posted by crumblydown View Post
    Quite possibly, but after you've had a good snifter of that who cares.
    Is snifter the short name for SNECKLIFTER?!!!

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    Re: Fell Ponies??

    Quote Originally Posted by The Master View Post
    Oh crap.....thats me and Fellmonster out too.....and Fleeter....thought this was a different July date and didnt check.....more deja vu!
    And me not able to do it then!! how can we have a FP relay with out me, who else is going to make you feel good at running
    i only fell run for you lot to feel good about yourselves! i offer a service xx
    Last edited by Amex; 22-04-2009 at 03:37 PM.

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    Re: Fell Ponies??

    Quote Originally Posted by IanDarkpeak View Post


    Please do not try this at home or rig your camel back to fulfill your needs whilst running. This is bound to be an infringment of FRA rules
    Rules are for princesses
    fill your boots if you have to

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    Re: Fell Ponies??

    Quote Originally Posted by emmilou View Post
    Is snifter the short name for SNECKLIFTER?!!!
    Could well be, Snecklifter, sherry, sounds like reasonable things to fill your camel back with to me.

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