Suddenly, from behind a bush, Farmer Giles appeared.
"Get orf moi laaaaaand" he bellowed.
Suddenly, from behind a bush, Farmer Giles appeared.
"Get orf moi laaaaaand" he bellowed.
Oi bloody hates ladyboys nickin moi daisies for chains.
lets at least try and make it serious
But just then there was a strange noise ...................................
"Bloody hell Rice Pudding Boy" roared Moorlander "Not again!!!!!"Originally Posted by Amex
lets at least try and make it serious
But just then there was a strange noise ...................................
"Sorry" Bleated Rice Pudding Boy
It must be those daisies, I didn't realise just how good a laxitive they were, or was it mid race nerves ??"Bloody hell Rice Pudding Boy" roared Moorlander "Not again!!!!!"
"Sorry" Bleated Rice Pudding Boy
Daisies? Laxative? No way... it was that ladyboy that caused it...
You bitch rice pudding boy you promised me i was the only one!!!
any way back to Barron-Von-Ballbag! he stood there a silhouette of evil on the sky line, halt said Moorlander you blighter you killed the pussy!!.....
Nonsense! No ballbag is capable of killing the pussy, it has escaped to more fertile grounds...
There you go again, extacting the urine, just cos he's a jaffa.
This remark made Von Ballbag wonder about Jaffa's... Are they cakes? Or biscuits?
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