Sadly having missed coverage of the race through moving house I can reveal 1 or 2 secret details.....
1) The project was known as Project Vanity
2) The Master ran the race only to video himself but unfortunately caught sight of his gammy limp wrists and arms flailing as usual I'll bet!
3) The fat sod would actually fly if he trained properly.....he has an awesome advisor I hear
Well done Master, there were more places there for you, if you do some proper training you lazy sod