Right! Let's bring a bit of structure to proceedings. How about a few topical suggestions?

To start you off, how about...

Hefner's Hymn to the Postal Service (actually, could only find a random ukelele cover)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vBU4KUmelzE

or

Elvis' Return to Sender

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z54-QHEZN6E

Over to you...