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  1. #791
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    Re: Today's poet

    This rhyming dictionary might come in handy tonight...

    http://www.rhymezone.com/

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    Re: Today's poet

    There was a young lady named Freckle
    Whilst out on a run got a heckle
    The bloke for his trouble
    Was left seeing double
    She’d turned into Hyde from nice Jekyll

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    Re: Today's poet

    There was an old man called Merry,
    Who ran and slipped on a cherry,
    Such was his luck,
    He landed on a duck,
    And was billed for the damage, funny, very

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    There once was a nice lad named Fowler
    Who committed a bit of a howler
    When out running one night
    Gave a young lass a fright
    Got his name on a list as a prowler


    Sorry Al - rhymes were quite limited

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    Re: Today's poet

    Limericks are great fun but difficult to write well. I'm working on one or two but they're works in progress atm

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    Quote Originally Posted by freckle View Post
    Oh dear...this is going to do my heed in now...off to running club soon which i anticipate will involve avoiding idle talk so i can now construct a limerick.......aaaaaaarrrrrrrgh!

    enjoying them tho-fun!
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    right i am back....

    there was a young lass called freckle
    made some errors in life but had nettle
    one day she ran up a fell
    and thought it real swell
    and for nothing less will she now settle!

    as basil brush would say BOOM BOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!
    mmmmm technical error

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    Re: Today's poet

    Quote Originally Posted by Harry H Howgill View Post
    There once was a nice lad named Fowler
    Who committed a bit of a howler
    When out running one night
    Gave a young lass a fright
    Got his name on a list as a prowler


    Sorry Al - rhymes were quite limited
    Genious mate

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    Quote Originally Posted by Derby Tup View Post
    Limericks are great fun but difficult to write well. I'm working on one or two but they're works in progress atm
    I just stick the name into the rhyming generator and see what pops up.

    Bugger all decent rhymes with Kendal I can tell you!

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    Re: Today's poet

    Quote Originally Posted by merrylegs View Post
    Genious mate
    You're next!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Boy Wonder View Post
    Athletics Weekly have the same idea, but less impressive selection of poetry... all seems to be about running, for some reason!
    http://www.athletics-weekly.com/foru...16d52b25cb0d2a

    I'll give you a sample limerick...

    There was a young man named Caster
    Who suddenly ran a lot faster
    When one day he heard
    He could run as a bird
    If he strapped down his co*k with a plaster.

    Sorry Freckle, probably not what you were thinking! And now I'm off to run in the rain with a headtorch!
    on the contrary boy wonder i found it highly amusing but i bet it hurt poor caster! awwwww!

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