As i am going, not sure why its nothing to do with me - or is it an elitist pony event.
Know what you mean about the haircut - used a new barber and she could not get the sides short enough!
Personally I prefer the haircut to the bike - think bike was an mistaken impulse buy, trying hard to like mountain biking but its not working so far. it would help if I could stay on it though.
There have been long involved discussions on this and the development of the ponies to avoid paying race levies etc in other threads Steve which I won't bore you with. But essentially they are and if you search carefully you will find all ponies have a 666 tattooed in their hairline (either the one above the eyes or below the navel depending on hairstyle and age)
(I have to add the smiley to reduce the death threats that will follow this post - I had to move last time i criticised the FP's)