Hahaha the lengths you will go to for a wind up. Even posting between you and your new profile at the same time to fool us all
There are plenty of real people on here that would talk to you, monologues are a bit predictable I find
Though I do like my own company I tend to be surrounded by forumite's in the flesh at the various races, training runs etc. Its hard to escape them. To get away perhaps I should join you in the sad lands of the south.