
Originally Posted by
Amex
Master Cheque to me please on XOTF day you ballbag:
Dear Mr No Vice
May we take this opportunity to thank you for shopping and joining the fell ponies, may i be the first to congratulate you on being a ballbag!
Good day sir
Pls PM me with your address that i may send the fine article in the post, i have no doubt you will look mighty dashing in your new vest and the ladies will no doubt cast you many glances, if in the unlikely event the garment is not correct please contact Mr A Social in our Customer care department.