Today's poet

[Old Whippet]

Bravo!!!!!.............you are on a roll OW!

yeah. Whisky in one hand, Stella in the other....a downhill roll.

[Harry H Howgill]

yeah. Whisky in one hand, Stella in the other....a downhill roll.

Old Doubleyou perfected the skill
Of drinking whilst running downhill
But he hurdled a gate
Just a second too late
Now his voice is decidedly shrill.

[freckle]

Old Doubleyou perfected the skill
Of drinking whilst running downhill
But he hurdled a gate
Just a second too late
Now his voice is decidedly shrill.

This is impressive stuff lads!

Freckle slurps on some port
and snaffles 5 types of cheese
Whilst somewhat dreading tomorrow
And being brought to her knees
By some sand dunes
and a task master brother

Mmmm..not as good but I have been on the booze for about 8 days now (oh yes...wot an athlete!)

[freckle]

Old Doubleyou perfected the skill
Of drinking whilst running downhill
But he hurdled a gate
Just a second too late
Now his voice is decidedly shrill.

O and particularly like the play on words "Old doubleyou"...very clever HHH...

[Harry H Howgill]

This is impressive stuff lads!

Freckle slurps on some port
and snaffles 5 types of cheese
Whilst somewhat dreading tomorrow
And being brought to her knees
By some sand dunes
and a task master brother

Mmmm..not as good but I have been on the booze for about 8 days now (oh yes...wot an athlete!)

After 8 Christmas days on the drink
Young Freckle she had a quick think.
"With these dune runs I'll reach
That there nudist beach"
She said with a sly little wink.

[Old Whippet]

Old Doubleyou perfected the skill
Of drinking whilst running downhill
But he hurdled a gate
Just a second too late
Now his voice is decidedly shrill.

(in the voice of Jazz Club man) "Nice..."
'Old Doubleyou' - excellent use of the necessary sylables HHH
as the japanese would surely say...

Drunken old dog
mistimes leap of barbed wire gate
falsetto results

[freckle]

After 8 Christmas days on the drink
Young Freckle she had a quick think.
"With these dune runs I'll reach
That there nudist beach"
She said with a sly little wink.

well, admittedly a nudist beach might be an incentive but ...blyth sands?...at this time of year?....the mind boggles

[freckle]

(in the voice of Jazz Club man) "Nice..."
'Old Doubleyou' - excellent use of the necessary sylables HHH
as the japanese would surely say...

Drunken old dog
mistimes leap of barbed wire gate
falsetto results

good use of the word falsetto!!!!!!.....................

[Harry H Howgill]

well, admittedly a nudist beach might be an incentive but ...blyth sands?...at this time of year?....the mind boggles

I've seen people sunbathing at Seaham before now, so there are some hardy people around.

[Nathaniel Lee]

Tired and emotional

Sneaking about on the thread,
When everyone's going to bed,
My wonderful drunken soliloquy,
I've forgot the words, Oh silly me,
And fell down the stairs head first.

I wish i hadn't snook on the thread,
As i wouldn't have broken me head,
My elegant verse and rhyme,
Turned into literary crime,
All because i drank to much wine.

By Matt Harmston