Today's poet

[IanDarkpeak]

Hold on, hold on!!!! wot about jammy dodgers like!

Blind date with a biscuit enthuasist

Malted milk are OK
Chocolate digestives are here to stay
But if you want to know the way to my heart
Give me a jammy dodger from the start

Hob nobs provide sustenance
Chocolate bourbons are pretty cool
But if you want my love baby
Give my jammy dodgers for my fuel!

Oh dear...i have OFFICIALLY lost it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!must get some sleep tonight!

JD's (i can't even utter the words) used to be eaten with abondon until I was about 15 when I did the Lyke Wake Walk. we had said biscuits with us in the support vehical but they were stored too near a petrol cannister and even to this day if I even attempt to nibble one I all I taste is Petrol.

[Old Whippet]

Then I can think about disrobing them by nibbling the chocolate off! Gotta get my kicks somewhere!

Your poem was 'inspired'! it made me laugh out loud.

good old poetry thread....now we have a new genre of biscuit porn!

I'm reminded of 1970's Cadbury's Flake adverts.

Only the crumbliest flakiest poets.....

[freckle]

Kamala anyone?

A Losing Battle

How can my love hold him when the other
Flaunts a gaudy lust and is lioness
to his Beast? Men are worthless, to trap them
Use the cheapest bait of all, but never
Love, which in a woman must mean tears
And a silence in the blood

Kamala Das

(I would like to point out that the opinions reflected are not mine but that of the authors)

Beautiful Hes I love her work, just can't afford to buy any !!!!!

[Hes]

Digestive if its heads,
Hob nobs if its not.
Just keep the dodgers from our Freckle
Cos she'll scoff the bloomin' lot

You and DT are on form this eve HHH!

[freckle]

digestive If Its Heads,
Hob Nobs If Its Not.
Just Keep The Dodgers From Our Freckle
Cos She'll Scoff The Bloomin' Lot

Class!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Derby Tup]

good old poetry thread....now we have a new genre of biscuit porn!

I'm reminded of 1970's Cadbury's Flake adverts.

Only the crumbliest flakiest poets.....

Biscuit porn brought tears to my eyes! Laughing that is

[Harry H Howgill]

Kamala obviously wasn't using the right biscuits to tempt her love!

Kamala anyone?

A Losing Battle

How can my love hold him when the other
Flaunts a gaudy lust and is lioness
to his Beast? Men are worthless, to trap them
Use the cheapest bait of all, but never
Love, which in a woman must mean tears
And a silence in the blood

Kamala Das

(I would like to point out that the opinions reflected are not mine but that of the authors)

[Old Whippet]

squashed files in pastry
a disappointing biscuit
called Garibaldi

[freckle]

JD's (i can't even utter the words) used to be eaten with abondon until I was about 15 when I did the Lyke Wake Walk. we had said biscuits with us in the support vehical but they were stored too near a petrol cannister and even to this day if I even attempt to nibble one I all I taste is Petrol.

jammy dodger trauma

ian dark peak a fine runner
took one jammy dodger too far
his friend lit a match,
near that bare grassy patch
and now he lives in a star....Ouch!

oh dear.."i'll get me coat"

[Hes]

good old poetry thread....now we have a new genre of biscuit porn!

I'm reminded of 1970's Cadbury's Flake adverts.

Only the crumbliest flakiest poets.....

now are you thinking of the cornfields and the artist with big hat and it begins to rain as she tucks into her flake, or the one in the bath with the lizard? She certainly seemed very pleased to see her chocolate....

Only the crumbliest, flakiest poets...could be the Fell Poets Society's abiding rule for membership.