Today's poet

[Stef F]

Yuk...that's grim!

[Hes]

Yuk...that's grim!

in fact...add in Herakles' poem abut David Dickinson and we could make it grimmer...

[stevefoster]

V funny Merry!

Now something about a cod piece
smelling of fish
served with daddies sauce
what a tasty dish

Eugh....maybe I shouldn't post this!

Still hungry?!!!!

No, you've put me in my plaice
Feel a bit flat now!

[Stef F]

No, you've put me in my plaice
Feel a bit flat now!

Ok now I'm laughing properly....thank you

[freckle]

No, you've put me in my plaice
Feel a bit flat now!

as Basil Brsuh would say.........Boom, Boom!

nice one merry!

[Derby Tup]

No, you've put me in my plaice
Feel a bit flat now!

There was a fight in our local chippy last night. One fella got battered and another got his chips!

[Hes]

Finger envy by a fish
Cos they don't have any
Dam you Birdseye

fish don't have fingers
but mermaids do
a group of the swimmers
can pleasure the crew

ok...I have probably just stepped over the line (fishing line). Apologies to any readers of more modest nature.

[Harry H Howgill]

Haven't heard that for a while. Sweet, HHH! Maybe you should work on the follow up revenge poem where the offending fish gets caught and made into a fish finger? But then, seeing as you are now a confirmed veggie (and I am already), I shouldn't be encouraging that sort of behaviour.

One, two, three, four, five,
Once I caught a fish alive.
Six, seven, eight, nine, ten,
I wouldn't let it go again.
Why didn't I let it go?
'Cos I was feeling hungry so.
How did I cook the fish?
As a finger, my favourite dish.

[freckle]

The courtship of Mrs Birdseye

I don't want your diamonds
I don't want your gold
the way to win this girls heart
your lovely fish fingers, but not cold!

oh aye....this is high brow stuff.....

[stevefoster]

ok...I have probably just stepped over the line (fishing line)

Hook, line and Titanic (sinker)