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Thread: Today's poet

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    Re: Today's poet

    Want fishfingers, he said with raised eyes,
    Not a problem,
    Try Scampi Fries!

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    Re: Today's poet

    Quote Originally Posted by freckle View Post
    The courtship of Mrs Birdseye

    I don't want your diamonds
    I don't want your gold
    the way to win this girls heart
    your lovely fish fingers, but not cold!

    oh aye....this is high brow stuff.....
    This stuff of the high brow
    raised an eyebrow
    at the concept of warm fish fingers
    delivered by romeo a wooing

    Would she like poetry?
    Champagne or flowers?
    No bring on the fish fingers
    You'll all need cold showers!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hes View Post
    fish don't have fingers
    but mermaids do
    a group of the swimmers
    can pleasure the crew

    ok...I have probably just stepped over the line (fishing line). Apologies to any readers of more modest nature.
    hilarious i love it!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stef F View Post
    This stuff of the high brow
    raised an eyebrow
    at the concept of warm fish fingers
    delivered by romeo a wooing

    Would she like poetry?
    Champagne or flowers?
    No bring on the fish fingers
    You'll all need cold showers!
    Thats so funny!

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    Re: Today's poet

    This thread is turning mighty fishy, but funny

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    Re: Today's poet

    Quote Originally Posted by freckle View Post
    The courtship of Mrs Birdseye

    I don't want your diamonds
    I don't want your gold
    the way to win this girls heart
    your lovely fish fingers, but not cold!

    oh aye....this is high brow stuff.....
    That would make Carol Ann Duffy proud! Nice one Freckle.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hes View Post
    That would make Carol Ann Duffy proud! Nice one Freckle.
    Yes well there are some real contenders on here for the next fish poem laurete !....................

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    Re: Today's poet

    Time I went to bed. Good night my fish finger loving fell poet friends (vegetarian options also available)
    Poacher turned game-keeper

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    Quote Originally Posted by Derby Tup View Post
    Time I went to bed. Good night my fish finger loving fell poet friends (vegetarian options also available)
    Tucked up tight
    against the cold of the night
    fish fingers swimming in his tummy
    with brown sauce oh so yummy
    he sleeps, out like a light

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    Re: Today's poet

    A life on the ocean wave,
    Oh how i love the sea,
    But sadly for tonight,
    That's all you'll get from me.
    I'm off to bed, Merrilly
    Good night all

    The thought of fishfingers, lingers
    Last edited by stevefoster; 07-02-2010 at 11:46 PM.

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