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    Quote Originally Posted by Fleeter View Post
    Down at the Factory,
    It's the same old news,
    Another 8 till 5 just isn't giving me any clues,
    At least come 5,
    I'll be running away the blues
    An as its a Friday Fleeter, I hope you'll be running some distance too - cheers
    Am Yisrael Chai

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    Haworth Hobble race
    Withens, Widdop, Stoodley Pike
    yikes, it's tomorrow!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Derby Tup View Post
    Haworth Hobble race
    Withens, Widdop, Stoodley Pike
    yikes, it's tomorrow!

    No BG, this year, for me,
    A Hobble will do,
    Stoodley Pike for the view

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    Quote Originally Posted by merrylegs View Post
    No BG, this year, for me,
    A Hobble will do,
    Stoodley Pike for the view
    Best of luck Merry and DT.
    Am Yisrael Chai

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mossdog View Post
    Best of luck Merry and DT.
    Cheers Mossy, have a good weekend

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    I watched the film Bright Star last night about John Keats and Fanny Brawne
    and as Mrs Reynold's cat appeared in most scenes I thought I would post this sonnet.


    To Mrs Reynolds' Cat

    Cat! who hast pass’d thy grand climacteric,
    How many mice and rats hast in thy days
    Destroy’d? How many tit bits stolen? Gaze
    With those bright languid segments green, and prick
    Those velvet ears - but pr’ythee do not stick
    Thy latent talons in me - and upraise
    Thy gentle mew - and tell me all thy frays,
    Of fish and mice, and rats and tender chick.
    Nay, look not down, nor lick thy dainty wrists -
    For all thy wheezy asthma - and for all
    Thy tail’s tip is nick’d off - and though the fists
    Of many a maid have given thee many a maul,
    Still is that fur as soft, as when the lists
    In youth thou enter’dest on glass bottled wall

    John Keats

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    I came across this moving piece on the radio the other evening - so many jaw-dropping lines it's hard to know where to start.....


    There lived a certain man in Russia long ago
    He was big and strong, in his eyes a flaming glow
    Most people looked at him with terror and with fear
    But to Moscow chicks he was such a lovely dear
    He could preach the bible like a preacher
    Full of ecstacy and fire
    But he also was the kind of teacher
    Women would desire

    RA RA RASPUTIN
    Lover of the Russian queen
    There was a cat that really was gone
    RA RA RASPUTIN
    Russia's greatest love machine
    It was a shame how he carried on

    He ruled the Russian land and never mind the czar
    But the kasachok he danced really wunderbar
    In all affairs of state he was the man to please
    But he was real great when he had a girl to squeeze
    For the queen he was no wheeler dealer
    Though she'd heard the things he'd done
    She believed he was a holy healer
    Who would heal her son

    (Spoken
    But when his drinking and lusting and his hunger
    for power became known to more and more people,
    the demands to do something about this outrageous
    man became louder and louder.

    "This man's just got to go!" declared his enemies
    But the ladies begged "Don't you try to do it, please"
    No doubt this Rasputin had lots of hidden charms
    Though he was a brute they just fell into his arms
    Then one night some men of higher standing
    Set a trap, they're not to blame
    "Come to visit us" they kept demanding
    And he really came

    RA RA RASPUTIN
    Lover of the Russian queen
    They put some poison into his wine
    RA RA RASPUTIN
    Russia's greatest love machine
    He drank it all and he said "I feel fine"

    RA RA RASPUTIN
    Lover of the Russian queen
    They didn't quit, they wanted his head
    RA RA RASPUTIN
    Russia's greatest love machine
    And so they shot him till he was dead

    (Spoken Oh, those Russians...



    "but to the Moscow chicks he was such a lovely dear..." I ask you!

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    You star. How can any other piece of poetry possibly grace this thread now this has been posted. It is the epitome of poetic beauty.

    "It was a shame how he carried on" - Brilliant!

    Quote Originally Posted by Old Whippet View Post
    I came across this moving piece on the radio the other evening - so many jaw-dropping lines it's hard to know where to start.....


    There lived a certain man in Russia long ago
    He was big and strong, in his eyes a flaming glow
    Most people looked at him with terror and with fear
    But to Moscow chicks he was such a lovely dear
    He could preach the bible like a preacher
    Full of ecstacy and fire
    But he also was the kind of teacher
    Women would desire

    RA RA RASPUTIN
    Lover of the Russian queen
    There was a cat that really was gone
    RA RA RASPUTIN
    Russia's greatest love machine
    It was a shame how he carried on

    He ruled the Russian land and never mind the czar
    But the kasachok he danced really wunderbar
    In all affairs of state he was the man to please
    But he was real great when he had a girl to squeeze
    For the queen he was no wheeler dealer
    Though she'd heard the things he'd done
    She believed he was a holy healer
    Who would heal her son

    (Spoken
    But when his drinking and lusting and his hunger
    for power became known to more and more people,
    the demands to do something about this outrageous
    man became louder and louder.

    "This man's just got to go!" declared his enemies
    But the ladies begged "Don't you try to do it, please"
    No doubt this Rasputin had lots of hidden charms
    Though he was a brute they just fell into his arms
    Then one night some men of higher standing
    Set a trap, they're not to blame
    "Come to visit us" they kept demanding
    And he really came

    RA RA RASPUTIN
    Lover of the Russian queen
    They put some poison into his wine
    RA RA RASPUTIN
    Russia's greatest love machine
    He drank it all and he said "I feel fine"

    RA RA RASPUTIN
    Lover of the Russian queen
    They didn't quit, they wanted his head
    RA RA RASPUTIN
    Russia's greatest love machine
    And so they shot him till he was dead

    (Spoken Oh, those Russians...



    "but to the Moscow chicks he was such a lovely dear..." I ask you!

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    At Howarth Hobble
    two published fell poets
    chat poems and fame

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    Quote Originally Posted by Derby Tup View Post
    At Howarth Hobble
    two published fell poets
    chat poems and fame

    And resist the dogs
    And feel guilty
    But remain bald

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