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    Re: Today's poet

    I'm going to Shanghai on Monday and won't be back until after Waltz / inaugural FPS meet I'm looking forward to hearing all about it though
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    Quote Originally Posted by Harry H Howgill View Post
    Two weeks tomorrow and I spy five FPS runners entered for the Anniversary Waltz. It's getting exciting now. One more week of training then a quiet week beforehand me thinks. Good luck everyone.
    Well I hope you are all ready for the mighty frecks....

    she's lean (kind of)
    she mean (well not really like, bit of a softie)
    she's a super dooper fell running machine (ahem)

    scared....excited...scared....excited.....etc

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    Quote Originally Posted by freckle View Post
    Well I hope you are all ready for the mighty frecks....

    she's lean (kind of)
    she mean (well not really like, bit of a softie)
    she's a super dooper fell running machine (ahem)

    scared....excited...scared....excited.....etc
    You'll be fine! Set off steady and enjoy the day
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    Quote Originally Posted by Derby Tup View Post
    I'm going to Shanghai on Monday and won't be back until after Waltz / inaugural FPS meet I'm looking forward to hearing all about it though
    This is a crying shame in my opinion...i think you should either throw a sicky or call us from china!!! (if only to check if I am still breathing )

    last words of ailing fell poetess
    "I bequeath my pink hair clip
    to mountain goatess,
    my reggae collection
    to the ol' hound
    slyvia plath books to Mossy
    and wait I just found...
    the first draft of wrecking ball
    I'll give that to dear Harry"
    she whispered with her very last breath
    Ever creative,
    Hes produced
    a very quick sketch,
    "don't be sad",
    cried out the novice so pale
    "please honour me by drinking gallons of ale
    beginning with S and ending in lifter
    your woes will disappear
    tho you might not feel fitter
    goodbye dear friends,
    it really was a blast
    even though I wasn't too fast
    I enjoyed the view
    and especially Stolly's pictures
    and even the odd
    fell running fixture
    give my regards to my marra
    dear merrylegs
    whilst you are polishing off
    the rest of those kegs
    Ask Herakles to write
    some well constructed verse
    as your ol pal Frecks
    is carted off in that there herse!"



    Oh dear...I do appear to have lost the plot tonight at the very mention of the anni!

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    very good freckle. Mossy would enjoy your Plath books I'm sure
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    Quote Originally Posted by freckle View Post
    This is a crying shame in my opinion...i think you should either throw a sicky or call us from china!!! (if only to check if I am still breathing )

    last words of ailing fell poetess
    "I bequeath my pink hair clip
    to mountain goatess,
    my reggae collection
    to the ol' hound
    slyvia plath books to Mossy
    and wait I just found...
    the first draft of wrecking ball
    I'll give that to dear Harry"
    she whispered with her very last breath
    Ever creative,
    Hes produced
    a very quick sketch,
    "don't be sad",
    cried out the novice so pale
    "please honour me by drinking gallons of ale
    beginning with S and ending in lifter
    your woes will disappear
    tho you might not feel fitter
    goodbye dear friends,
    it really was a blast
    even though I wasn't too fast
    I enjoyed the view
    and especially Stolly's pictures
    and even the odd
    fell running fixture
    give my regards to my marra
    dear merrylegs
    whilst you are polishing off
    the rest of those kegs
    Ask Herakles to write
    some well constructed verse
    as your ol pal Frecks
    is carted off in that there herse!"



    Oh dear...I do appear to have lost the plot tonight at the very mention of the anni!
    anyone want to rearrange this into a popular phrase? "Queen ! drama".

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    Quote Originally Posted by Old Whippet View Post
    anyone want to rearrange this into a popular phrase? "Queen ! drama".


    Three things freckle

    1. You'll get round

    2. You probably won't be last

    3. You'll have a great time and say why don't / can't I do this more often
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    Quote Originally Posted by Derby Tup View Post


    Three things freckle

    1. You'll get round

    2. You probably won't be last

    3. You'll have a great time and say why don't / can't I do this more often
    OW....A drama queen? me? "How very dare you"

    I know I'll be OK I just get a little histrionic at times!

    ps ol hound...how is the man flu? :-)
    Last edited by freckle; 09-04-2010 at 11:26 PM.

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    Woodcock heard roding
    crepuscular, illusive
    woodland resident
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    Quote Originally Posted by Derby Tup View Post
    Woodcock heard roding
    crepuscular, illusive
    woodland resident
    Lovely and great use of the word "crepusclar"

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