Quote Originally Posted by dominion View Post
You've missed the bit where you run around throwing yourself to the ground and rolling over a few times....
I did consider jumping out of the window into the cherry tree and then running through people's gardens and onto rooftops and the like. If films are anything to go by, that seems to be the best way to run away from someone these days. It's obviously faster than running along a footpath.

But then, it's quite wet today and I didn't fancy slipping while pirouetting over a particularly high wall.