Quote Originally Posted by noel View Post
I decided this was the best option. I tried to find a good looking lady but could only find Derek from accounts.

The bank is on a one-way street, so I moved 100 from my ISA into my current account using internet banking.

...hang on a minute. They're obviously intercepting communications. They've both driven off. I don't have a safe-house - should I go and hide in the toilets for ten minutes?
Derek from accounts. lol