Firstly, Im very pleased the M6 isnt being built through your car park, as I initially mis-read.

Secondly, thanks to Noel & SouthernSoftie for making me laugh so much with their posts here, you both should be script writers (or maybe you are...)

Thirdly, it is clear to me Noel you need to be extremely vigilant, I'm not entirely convinced there arnt alien overtones to this. I think it is important you trust no one (you shouldnt from accounts anyway) analyse any movement or behaviour that is in the slightest unusual. Keep your back to a wall at all times and only drink/eat things after tested by someone else (from accounts say).

Keep the glasses on, thats basic, check your hidden armoury in the photocopier (damn, given it away), your spare clothes for after the knife fights and your OS 1:50,000 maps of the world chips that display on the inside of your glasses. Dont walk and read this maps at the same time unless passed out at level 4, Health &Safety- spy walk & read course.

Keep checkin your spelling and dont answer any any question asked in Rusian in English, that will just give it away. Good luck Noel, I may self destruct in 30 seconds unless I can get coffee.