Things to remember for next time. 1 Mobile phones only work if they are turned on. 2 learn the French for" Could you please tell me whats going on". 3 Remember there is a reason why my" Mac in aSac"cost only £10. 4 No matter how disasterous your trip away has been Dont expect your landrover defender 90 to still be in the airport carpark when you return . 5 Dont expect Liverpool airport to care........And finally sometimes the weather in Keswick is better than that of Chamonix.