Does the forum think that different size Bollocks affect your balance, poise and posture when running and training?
The reason i ask is i definitely got the feeling that my larger one was making me drift to the right in Boggart Hole Clough today.
Does the forum think that different size Bollocks affect your balance, poise and posture when running and training?
The reason i ask is i definitely got the feeling that my larger one was making me drift to the right in Boggart Hole Clough today.
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I have experimented with various different sized bollocks, and you are right.
I have found that the optimum method of preventing bollock-induced-postional-drift is to attach a number of bulldog clips to the lighter one of the pair (or trio, for those of us thus blessed).
Last edited by Danbert Nocurry; 13-01-2007 at 08:43 PM.
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I now know why I failed in my attempt to become a professional track athlete. The centrifugal forces at work on my magnificent right testicle meant I was always fighting nature.
Countless coaching manuals never pointed this out .
I've just decided I don't trust you anymore.
Danbert.... i have only one bollock and I’m a tightrope walker
danbert try icing prior to the run to the larger bollock
this will shrink to the neccesary size and equal up your runnin style
okay
Isn't this drift more to do with living as we do in the northern hemisphere? Dont they drift in the oposite direction in th southern hemisphere?
Danbert,
If you were a female would you have a similar problem with your breasts?
These more ponderous appendages are generally located higher up on your feminine body and therefore the effect, due to the higher centre of gravity, should be greater.
Would a hermaphrodite be able to counteract the effect of these unbalances on the human body?
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