Woke up this morning to find lots of snow everywhere and thought that it would be a nice idea to indulge in a bit of sledging so I rang up Ricky Ponting and called him a cock.
Woke up this morning to find lots of snow everywhere and thought that it would be a nice idea to indulge in a bit of sledging so I rang up Ricky Ponting and called him a cock.
Only In Ireland!
Why did Nick Clegg cross the road?
Because he said he wouldn't.
I agree with Nick!Originally Posted by Grouse
last night my girlfriend asked mr for something 10 inches long and hard . so i gave her my old sock from under the bed .
Two engineering students were walking across a university campus when one said: "Where did you get such a great bike?"
The second engineer replied, "Well, I was walking along yesterday, minding my own business, when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike, threw it to the ground, took off all her clothes and said: "Take what you want."
The first engineer nodded approvingly and said: "Good choice; the clothes probably wouldn't have fitted you anyway."
Rafael Benitez
I said to the wife, "My Olympic condoms have arrived from E-Bay and .... I think I'll wear Gold tonight."
Wife says, "Why not wear Silver and come second for a change."
In Blackpool, the RSPCA have bin called in after reports of 11 donkeys being found badly beaten.
my girlfriend asked me to go out and buy something that made her look sexy . should have seen the look on her face when i came back with a 24 pack of stella !
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