Bulking Up

[plodding bear]

The water pistol full of piss made me laugh. I haven't used one for a while, but I don't EVER remember having one that didn't leak, so you might need to wear a waterproof until you've used it. Presumably you'll tell him he's about to get a faceful of your piss if he doesn't back off...
...hmmm, not sure how that would go down with a bully, in a pub, in front of his mates...
Perhaps you could get a supersoaker, thus benefiting from a more powerful jet and a longer range, thus enabling you to get him from the other sid of the bar. You might have to get YOUR mates to help fill it though.

[Rocky]

Yeah, but I bet any wrong uns would;ve kept their distance from you after eating that lot. It could be John M32's best bet

Even my dog Butkiss kept his distance!!!!!!!!!!!

[JohnM32]

OK, I've decided that I'm gonna have to face this guy at some point so I am going to go to the pub tomorrow but I'm not going to say anything to him and I'll just sit there with my mate.

Good point about water pistols leaking. I've just emptied my mum's washing liquid bottle and I'm going to take it around with me tonight and tomorrow and anytime I need a piss I'll use that. It should have good range and can hold loads too. I've just drank 3 pints of water so shouldn't be too long now. Hopefully I'll never have to use it - I wouldn't get into a fight with anyone threatening to soak me head to toe in piss.

Decided to do some more research on the pepper spray and it seems that pepper spray for cats isn't the stuff the dibble use - its made from Cayenne pepper instead. Good job I didn't try and use that on him.

[stevefoster]

You got any advice off your Dad? Apologies if he's not around for any reason.

[Mountain Goatess]

Why can't I help myself coming back to this thread! :w00t:
Crackers, the lot of you!

[JohnM32]

You got any advice off your Dad? Apologies if he's not around for any reason.

My dad's useless at stuff like this. He used to keep in shape but since he lost his property business in the financial crisis he's let himself go. He's works as a Ceilidh caller now so he's away a lot doing weddings birthdays and stuff so not spoken to him but I know he'd just tell me to confront him.

[AndyH]

Great thread

Good luck with it John, try and have a chat and reason with him, if that doesn't work then just make sure you've practised your washing liquid bottle draw!!!:wink:

[JohnM32]

Great thread

Good luck with it John, try and have a chat and reason with him, if that doesn't work then just make sure you've practised your washing liquid bottle draw!!!:wink:

Thanks Andy. I'm struggling with the flip cap at the moment and still need two hands to do it but will keep practicing. The bathroom is a right state though and I've already used 1 loo roll cleaning up the floor

[Dynamo Dan]

Thanks Andy. I'm struggling with the flip cap at the moment and still need two hands to do it but will keep practicing. The bathroom is a right state though and I've already used 1 loo roll cleaning up the floor

John have you got a Camelback? I reckon if you filled that up with piss the hose would give you a better aim. You could keep it under your arm like a bag pipe and use your arm to blast it out.

[southernsoftie]

I thought this was a genuine thread from a naive and misguided youth at first. Now I'm not so sure. I'm just going to settle back and see how this pans out.

Oh, and if the end result is a piss covered dude, pictures on forum please!!*

FD - kudos on the Camelbak idea, btw.:thumbup:

*For comedy value, you understand.