Bulking Up

[Multiterrainer]

Hi Eavesy. I was only considering a bat because there's a lot of posers in my profession and going into work with bruises on your head is a big no no. So you think I shouldn't use a bat? My friend suggested a pool ball in a sock or a belt with a big metal buckle - what do you think? I'm not sure I could accurately hit his nose so not sure.

Judging by your forum name, you're a girl / woman but you seem to know how to fight. Have you done one of those Martial Arts for women courses? Do you have any last minute tips? I was reading on the internet about them and the women always seem to overpower much bigger men which is what I need to do.

Your friend,

John

Sorry Eavesy but even though this whole thread is a wind-up I just had to) at that!!

[steadyeddy]

Everything you could possibly need there!

[JohnM32]

Update: Spoke for ages with my new girlfriend on the phone today and she reckons that until I confront him, there'll always be the threat hanging over me.

Didnt get to finish the conversation because she finished her shift but I know what I've got to do now. I'm going to go to my mates now to watch Bloodsport and have a few WKDs as well.

We're gonna go to the pub later armed with my washing up liquid bottle but I've added some ammonia that I got from work as I reckon the combination will sting his eyes more. I'm going to try and talk to him first but will use it in self-defence if needed. I've also taken on board what Eavesy said about grabbing his ear so will try that if the piss mixture doesn't work.

Thanks for all your kind words and support guys. I'm feeling like a massive weights been lifted off my shoulders.

[The devil's own]

Judging by your forum name, you're a girl / woman but you seem to know how to fight. Have you done one of those Martial Arts for women courses? Do you have any last minute tips? I was reading on the internet about them and the women always seem to overpower much bigger men which is what I need to do.

Your friend,

John

Ha ha ha amazing, you caught me out.

Here's my highlight real

[oleg beaviz]

good luck tonight JohnM32,
Try and get one of your mates to film the action. It'd be great to see the highlights on you tube or Crimewatch

[Derby Tup]

Trainee hairdresser, tanked up on WKD, toting a Squeezy bottle full of piss and ammonia. Sounds messy to me :closed:

[dominion]

Can you put this on the jukebox just before you take him down?

[stevefoster]

I'm feeling like a massive weights been lifted off my shoulders.

It's probably your head, you'll be reet without it, don't think you've used it much. Give him less to aim for as well. Good luck Pissboy:thumbup:

[AndyH]

Ha ha ha amazing, you caught me out.

Here's my highlight real

Wow, she's gorgeous she would probably knock me out with one punch!!!

Good luck John, wonder how it's going/gone? could be all done and dusted now.

[L.F.F.]

I hear someone's been picked up by the police wandering the streets covered head to toe in his own urine, with a rounders bat sticking out his @rse.

I hope it's not our John.