Well, the unnamed player might start on the fellrunners forum next!! I trust the forum administrator not to reveal my identity..
A bloke walks into a fancy dress shop and asks the assistant for a vampire's outfit.
The assistant goes into the back and returns with a full Citeh kit.
The man looks at the assistant and says "I think you misheard me, I said I wanted to look like a count".
Half Time
Man City 2 Man Utd 0 - United keeper looks a bit dodgy !
Full Time
Man City 2 Man Utd 3 - The better side won!
Just read on the BEEB that the average age for Man U was 22. Looks like the next incarnation of Fergie's Fledglings is already in place?
http://www.wimp.com/soccererror/
Is this him?
The England team for Wednesday? :wink:
Hart; Richards, Ferdinand, Lescott, Barry; Johnson, Carrick, Milner, Young; Welbeck, Rooney.