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Thread: Overweight Confessions

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    Re: Overweight Confessions

    I've just accidentally eaten a packet of Jaffa Cakes. I hadn't got any other food in apart from two manky tomatoes and a three-week out of date yogurt and it was an accident, err, honest :closed:
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    Re: Overweight Confessions

    Nothing wrong with old yoghurt, just give it a stir. All that use by date nonsense will be past its use by date soon, to be replaced by the Mk 1 nostril.
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    Re: Overweight Confessions

    I tried stirring it but the blue furry stuff kept floating back up to the top :closed:
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    Re: Overweight Confessions

    That's no excuse DT. :closed:

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    Re: Overweight Confessions

    Quote Originally Posted by OneHillWonder View Post
    That's no excuse DT. :closed:
    Actually it is, it's very easy to accidentally eat jaffa cakes, so easy in fact, i'm surprised DT even noticed he'd done it. I ate loads last saturday and didn't know untill someone pointed out i had jaffa cake crumbs on my face, bloody hell, i remarked, that's surprised me

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    Re: Overweight Confessions

    They can sneak up on you.

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    Re: Overweight Confessions

    You are wearing FIB PANTS :closed: Be careful, all those Jaffas and your fib pants won't fit you any more. :closed:

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    Re: Overweight Confessions

    DT has tempted me twice this weekend with Jaffa cakes but I've managed to resist. I've run out of choc buttons and the sugar supply has all gone, so it's cold turkey from now.

    Oh, but I did have a hot chocolate for breakfast

    I'm on a mission to get thin whilst I can't run so I'll be able to start again with a super slim physique.....pass me the lettuce and tomatoes!

    Meanwhile DT has no scales at home so there is no danger of discovering the extent of the current lardage!

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    Re: Overweight Confessions

    Stef, you make me sound like some kind of choccy dealer :closed:
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    Re: Overweight Confessions

    Quote Originally Posted by Derby Tup View Post
    Stef, you make me sound like some kind of choccy dealer :closed:
    Mmm chocolate. You're a very bad influence indeed! xx

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