How can you tell a Fell runner

[Fleeter]

A fellrunner is the one that thinks it's completely normal to go shopping in studded shoes covered head to foot in mud and sheep cack, and pays with a ratty note stuffed in the recesses of his/her bumbag.

That was me last week in serious need of a post run fanta!

[stevefoster]

No matter how much he showers he still smells of bog and sheep sh!t..............or maybe that's just me

[Brotherton Lad]

Changes out of soaking shoes, socks and as much other gear as is reckoned decent for the pub in front of the fire while drinking the 3 pints of ale deliberately ordered in advance of said manoeuvre.

[Stef F]

Runs up and down the stairs at work.

Pees in full view of the public.

Their cars are full of safety pins and the mats/carpets look like they have had an agricultural show held on them.

You caught me!!!

[Stef F]

No matter how much he showers he still smells of bog and sheep sh!t..............or maybe that's just me

Naah...tha's just you

[The devil's own]

From the majority of what you read on this forum the fell runner will be the one walking around the store complaining how much everything costs, and then checking the receipt on the way out of the store complaining even more! :w00t:

Oh and they'll be rummaging through the cycling and running garb at aldi

[IanDarkpeak]

Turns up in a hotel in the middle of nowhere, freezing cold and soaking wet....later to be found exchanging tales sipping tea with sox off toasting toes in front of a log fire!!!

That DT what a romantic...

[Stef F]

That DT what a romantic...

Heh heh....it was Yiannis :thumbup:

[stevefoster]

Naah...tha's just you

Thought so, must spend a bit more instead of settling for that sheep perfume!

[Tussockface]

Their cars are full of safety pins and the mats/carpets look like they have had an agricultural show held on them.

Not forgetting the empty water bottles, discarded race numbers, and banana skins. But yes, mainly mud and safety pins.