Today's Joke

[IanDarkpeak]

this was on the radio this morning following the reports that that Blonde Ale which was taken out of the houses of parliment bar for being sexist.

They are now selling a mixed pint, 1/2 bitter and 1/2 Stout....It's called the mother in law....

[Multiterrainer]

this was on the radio this morning following the reports that that Blonde Ale which was taken out of the houses of parliment bar for being sexist.

They are now selling a mixed pint, 1/2 bitter and 1/2 Stout....It's called the mother in law....

Not just any old Blonde Ale but Top Totty "A stunning blonde beer full bodied with a voluptuous hop aroma" :wink:

[dominion]

A little old lady was walking past the Stadium of Light football ground this afternoon struggling with her shopping bags.
The Chairman notices her and shouts out the window
'Can you manage love ?'

'**** OFF ! She replies I DON'T WANT THE JOB !'

A little old lady was walking past Wembley Stadium this morning struggling with her shopping bags.
The Chairman notices her and shouts out the window
'Can you manage love ?'

'**** OFF ! She replies I DON'T WANT THE JOB !

:thumbup:

[Chromey]

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Made me do snorty laughs.

[monkeynut]

What did the Number 0 say to the Number 8 ?
Nice belt !

[Multiterrainer]

Conjunctivitis.com - That's a site for sore eyes.......

[dominion]

Conjunctivitis.com - That's a site for sore eyes.......

You've just caused a work colleague to throw stuff at me! :w00t:

[Multiterrainer]

You've just caused a work colleague to throw stuff at me! :w00t:

Don't blame me, blame Tim Vine http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/16959243

[Tussockface]

Two dogs walking down the street.
1st dog: "Do you use condoms?"
2nd dog: "Durex"
1st dog: "I asked you first."

[IanDarkpeak]

Two dogs walking down the street.
1st dog: "Do you use condoms?"
2nd dog: "Durex"
1st dog: "I asked you first."

thats really Ruff...