Ok, I know there was a similar discussion last year but it was far too serious and meaningful.
In the spirit of Jeff Foxworthy's 'You might be a redneck...', how would you finish the sentence? I'll start.
You might be a fellrunner...
- ... if you think that 'bloody idiot' is a compliment.
- ... if you own more off-road shoes than actual shoes.
- ... if you engage in long discussions about Jelly Babies and their nutritional value.
- ... if you still find mud after two showers and a bath.
- ... if your two-year-old tells everyone about 'Daddy's special magazines. Not allowed touch. Got pictures of muddy people. Not wearing much clothes'