Fantasy Fellrunning 2012

[Bad Magners]

Hi Bill,
looks like our better halves are still struggling so i'm going for a double sub, but not the way I intended.
so Emma and Mike out and Helen Elmore and Liz Batt in
Leaving me a spare pint to have for my Birthday

[mr brightside]

Section 9.1.2 subsection 4 paragraph (b) on page 97 of the rules of competition (kept in a locked glass case behind the bar at the Shoulder of Mutton) clearly states:
Wheresoever and howsoever there be a cock upeth in the scoring, notwithstanding any incompetencies on the part of the adjudicator, that aforementioned cock upeth shall be corrected forthwith. And anyone who raises objection, in part or whole, shall goeth and boil their bottoms.

Boiled arse- cool! Where is this Shoulder of Mutton place anyway, is it another fell running mecca that i'd never heard of before like the Moot Hall?

[inspector gadget]

hi bill,emma clayton out helen elmore in please,thanks

[fellgazelle]

Hi Bill,
Last minute sub for Fell flukers please:
Tamara Hemsley out,
Jasmin Paris in

Thanks.

[So Wood]

Mike Fanning out
&
Helen Elmore In please

Leaving a pint extra for next time

Thanx

[Another Team]

Can I swap Christine Howard out for Lindsey brindle please. Both 3 pints.

I'll be so relieved when I see Lindsey there at the race!

[marrow]

Hi Bill, swap please:

OUT: Christine Howard
IN: Helen Elmore

Ta!

[GreenFlash]

Hello Bill,

Working on the assumption that she's a one-pinter:

Kirsty Bryan-Jones - in
Mike Robinson - out.

[BillJ]

Where is this Shoulder of Mutton place anyway, is it another fell running mecca that i'd never heard of before like the Moot Hall?

Mytholmroyd. The Shoulder of Mutton is the spiritual home of fantasy fellrunning, and more specifically home-from-home for thirsty CVFR runners on a club training night!
Come to the Wicken Hill Whizz race, and you'll be in the Shoulder for the prize-giving.

[BillJ]

Scores updated after the second race

The top teams at Coledale were FFFF 2012 and Pigtails Plodders, both scoring 37 points. The biggest climber was Bread & Circuses - moving up from 29th to 16th in the Kaliber league.

Reigning champions GoGoGadget remain in the lead in the TSD league, as do Summer Wine Whippets in the BS league, but we have new leaders in the K league, Winkly Stockings.

Lloyd Taggart is still the highest scorer in the league, but only just - one point ahead of Lauren Jeska.

As always, please let me know if I've got something wrong.
Cheers, Bill