And Paddy went to get a job on a building site and the foreman asked him if he knew the difference between a joist and a girder. Paddy says: "To be sure, joist wrote Faust and girder wrote Ulysses."
May the road always rise up to meet you.
And Paddy went to get a job on a building site and the foreman asked him if he knew the difference between a joist and a girder. Paddy says: "To be sure, joist wrote Faust and girder wrote Ulysses."
May the road always rise up to meet you.
Oops sorry got them the wrong way round. Still I am onto me second Guinness.
I'm not actually certain which way round is funnier. I rather liked the 'wrong' one.
A couple of weeks ago my next door neighbour, who is a great fan of the Monkees, came round and told me Davy Jones had died.
At first I didn't believe her .............................. Then I saw her face!
Watch this dog lovers.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGeKSiCQkPw
A man waiting for a bone marrow transplant hears there is a donor in Argentina.
The operation goes ahead and is successful so the man decides to write to him to thank him.
Wait for it...........................
"Dear Diego Marrow Donor"
That really is shocking MT.Originally Posted by Multiterrainer
A man waiting for a bone marrow transplant hears there is a donor in Argentina.
The operation goes ahead and is successful so the man decides to write to him to thank him.
Wait for it...........................
"Dear Diego Marrow Donor"
Totally agree MR:thumbup:
But you have to hand it to him
There's no pleasing some people.
The wife asked me if her Appendix scar made her look unattractive. Apparently "Don't worry babe,your tits cover it" wasn't what she wanted to hear!
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