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    Hilarious race reports

    Just found this race report for this years Fellsman, the language used and the way it is written is hilarious, well worth a look, particularly the descriptions beneath each picture.http://www.yorkshiredalesreport.co.u...0th-challenge/

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    Re: Hilarious race reports

    The style of writing (surely via google translate)reminds me of an Italian's race report from the Three Peaks Cyclocross last year.

    If you have mechanical problems are your dicks
    If you are in trouble are your dicks
    I understand to be in place, including the mentally ill like me!

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    Re: Hilarious race reports

    Quote Originally Posted by richpips View Post
    The style of writing (surely via google translate)reminds me of an Italian's race report from the Three Peaks Cyclocross last year.If you have mechanical problems are your dicksIf you are in trouble are your dicksI understand to be in place, including the mentally ill like me!
    Yes, I thought the same... maybe Borat has been reporting on this race
    Last edited by protodoc; 28-05-2012 at 08:59 PM.

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    Re: Hilarious race reports

    Quote Originally Posted by protodoc View Post
    Just found this race report for this years Fellsman, the language used and the way it is written is hilarious, well worth a look, particularly the descriptions beneath each picture.http://www.yorkshiredalesreport.co.u...0th-challenge/
    Love it, especially like the 'his/her' descriptions of 'Braxton' Bragg & Ian Phillips previous performances!!

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    Re: Hilarious race reports

    Winner Jez Bragg finds threshfield, he's good at hide and seek too, or threshfield's too big to hide
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    Re: Hilarious race reports

    Fellsman competition scarper, Jez counts to hundred then finds them all.

    Brilliant report:thumbup:
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    The blowing windflow has been horrendous.........better than trapped wind though!
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    Surely that report is a p*ss take, surely???
    go play on the m 6, now, how does that sound

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    Re: Hilarious race reports

    Here's a good one by Es Tressider from this years very, very hot Jura race:
    http://www.es-on-ice.co.uk/news/show/126

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    That is fabulous. I want to see more race reports from this guy!
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