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Thread: things not to do when running

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    Re: things not to do when runn

    Quote Originally Posted by cobbydale View Post
    I wish the penguin that falls in water would kick the other ones ass for a change. Grrrrrrr dam penguin
    ah not to worry it's cos penguin keeps getting clipped round lug hole form boss penguin

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    Re: things not to do when runn

    Quote Originally Posted by cobbydale View Post
    I wish the penguin that falls in water would kick the other ones ass for a change. Grrrrrrr dam penguin
    Yes, you think it'd learn to duck and swing round with its right flipper and sock the other one good and proper!

    Quote Originally Posted by Penguin View Post
    ah not to worry it's cos penguin keeps getting clipped round lug hole form boss penguin
    ...but we never learn do we...

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    Re: things not to do when runn

    remember that you haven't any spare batterys for your torch and the damm thing goes dim on you..

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    Re: things not to do when runn

    Tell your brother that 'this bit is easy and we can gain some time' then go arse over tit and end up with a chipped bone in yer elbow!!!!

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    Re: things not to do when runn

    personal experience Tupper?

    Think, aww, its not that far to go, im not wasting the time tying that lace, and then tripping over it on the final descent and bruising your ribs.

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    Re: things not to do when runn

    On a freezing Winter's day - clutch your gonads with your hands inside your Ron Hill's.
    Trust me. . . . . you won't get them out in time, when you fall over. (Your hands that is, not your gonads !!)

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    Re: things not to do when runn

    Descend steep, dry, gorse banks on your arse .

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    Re: things not to do when runn

    you could always stay indoors and do the cleaning.. at least you don't have to explain the bruised backside?

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    Re: things not to do when runn

    Wait for your wife to go into labour.....shiucks...

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    Re: things not to do when runn

    Run through a field full of protective cows with their calves. I thought we were brown bread for sure.

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