A man and a woman are getting a divorce. They are arguing in court over who's gonna have the right to keep their daughter.
The judge asks the girl: "Do you want to live with your father?"
She replies: "No, he beats me all the time."
"Do you want to live with your Mom then" the judge asks?
"No." she replied "She beats me all the time aswell." she replies.
"So who do you want to live with then", the judge asks her.
"I want to go and live at <insert ground>"
"<insert ground>?" enquires the judge, to which the girl replies "Yes because <insert team> don't beat anyone there".
man c goalie looked poor on MOTD
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Barry a 20 mill striker on todays goal
I just think without the goals he has scored then United would not be where they are not to mention his assists for other players to score. Only van Persie could have scored some of those goals as well. He also gives confidence to the rest of the team which brings the best out of them. The winning goals he has scored against Southampton, Reading, Man City, West Ham, Liverpool has turned 5 points into 15.
I can picture Danbert creeping round to van Persie's place and polishing his front step![]()
Win all our remaining games and we are Champions. 12 games left 36 points, 89 points in total. Hard =yes unrealistic=yes impossible= No
Stranger things have happened in football.... Aguerooooooooo
Your a star mate.
But your lot have let you down this season.
May be next year but your a dam site closer than my shower.