Today's bollock(s)-scratching

[shaunaneto]

Ha, pocket billiards.

:thumbup:

[L.F.F.]

pruritic sensory overload.

'Pruritic'? Is that a made up word? Think you must mean 'prunitic': of or deriving from the prune family.

[OneHillWonder]

Oh for goodness sake.

[Wheeze]

'Pruritic'? Is that a made up word? Think you must mean 'prunitic': of or deriving from the prune family.

Me? Make up a word??? How very dare you! Nay, pruritic is merely the adjectival form of the medical term Pruritis meaning to itch. Mindyou, Prunitis is a perfect made up form for this topic of conversation!

[Alf]

Indeed. Employing a traditional ungual/digital scrape is likely to produce excessive puckering, follicular ensnarement and gonadal ecchymosis of a most lachrymosal potential. Therefore the action is more one of testicular realignment and scrotal massage to relieve the pruritic sensory overload.

aka 'lets get one thing straight'

[Wheeze]

And the other one's bound to follow!

[Alf]

And the other one's bound to follow!

"Boom boom!" :thumbup:

[protodoc]

This whole thread is "nuts":w00t:

[Wheeze]

Needs a plain paper cover then.

[Richard Shlong]

Just had a sensational scratch of Santa's sack. Good to go again.