Today's Joke

[Witton Park]

A Scotsman goes into a Dentist and says “I have a major filling that needs doing, how much please?”
Dentist “Och aye, that’ll be just £80”.
“That’s a bit expensive, can you offer a discount if you don’t use anaesthetic?”
“Yes I can but it’ll be awful painful but that will only be £40”.
“Never mind that, and can you give me a discount if you use your apprentice dental technician?”
“Yes but it will hurt even more….but I’ll only charge you £20”.
“And what if I allow the rest of your staff to observe the operation?”
“That would be very useful training, OK that’s £5 all in…now can we agree an appointment?”
“Yes, I’d like to book my wife in for next Tuesday please!

[MickTor]

A Scotsman goes into a Dentist and says “I have a major filling that needs doing, how much please?”
Dentist “Och aye, that’ll be just £80”.
“That’s a bit expensive, can you offer a discount if you don’t use anaesthetic?”
“Yes I can but it’ll be awful painful but that will only be £40”.
“Never mind that, and can you give me a discount if you use your apprentice dental technician?”
“Yes but it will hurt even more….but I’ll only charge you £20”.
“And what if I allow the rest of your staff to observe the operation?”
“That would be very useful training, OK that’s £5 all in…now can we agree an appointment?”
“Yes, I’d like to book my wife in for next Tuesday please!

Chuckled at that one WP!

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