Tonight's football thread

[Danbert Nocurry]

"United will never win anything while he's the manager"

13 titles and 2 european cups later and people still question his wisdom...

I still want you to make the top 6 Iain as i think United in the Europa League will be somewhat reminiscent of our one season sojourn in the third tier of English Football.

Away games at anonymous locations in crumbling stadiums, full of curious locals who haven't seen their local team in the flesh for many a moon. On the pitch, journeymen pros all of a sudden find a few extra gears to their game in the knowledge that, as far as their pedestrian careers are concerned, this is very much their Cup Final.

I desperately hope you can put the afterburners on and finish sixth as it'll make fantastic viewing watching you struggle on Channel 4 on Thursday nights.