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    Quote Originally Posted by noel View Post
    Go on then...

    Who's there?
    If it's a one-liner it won't be Always Injured!

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    Quote Originally Posted by noel View Post
    Go on then...

    Who's there?
    YES!

    ...dwayne.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Richard Shlong View Post
    YES!

    ...dwayne.
    shakes head....

    Dwayne Who?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Swoop View Post
    If it's a one-liner it won't be Always Injured!
    Come on Colin - let's not get the Today's Joke thread contaminated with the Safety debate
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    Quote Originally Posted by Witton Park View Post
    Come on Colin - let's not get the Today's Joke thread contaminated with the Safety debate
    OK then.
    My guess is Dwayne Pipe, unless the joke has been rewritten in the last 50 years.

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    Or Dwayne the bath, I'm Dwowning

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    Dwayne the bath it's overflowing?

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    Dibbley?

    Last edited by IanDarkpeak; 24-01-2014 at 10:43 AM.

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    I'm liking this, rather than giving the whole joke - it becomes a group exercise.

    Two parrots walk into a pub...

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheHeathens View Post
    Or Dwayne the bath, I'm Dwowning
    BACK - OF - THE - NET!

    10 points!

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