Tonight's football thread

[IainR]

Choose to think football only began in 1993
Choose to support a team from a City you have never been to
Choose to brag about your clubs number of “fans” despite the fact most of them couldn’t find Manchester on a map
Choose to wear a NY Yankees baseball cap while attending a “Yanks Out” protest about the Glaziers
Choose to be obsessed about empty seats at other team’s stadiums
Choose to ignore the empty ones at your own
Choose to wear a Green & Gold scarf…until you get bored of it
Choose “never in my lifetime”
Choose 60,000 empty seats…it’s only 6-1
Choose to buy into the conveyor belt myth of youth players making it in the 1st team
Choose Danny Wellbeck
Choose Zidane Cleverley
Choose to be arse licked by the media and then choose to ban them from the club when you accuse them of anti-United bias
Choose to forget 1969 to 1993 ever existed
Choose to let your star player hold the club to ransom 3 times in 4 seasons eventually paying him £300k a week
Choose to let your greatest ever manager select his replacement when he retires
Choose to back said replacement even though he is clearly not up to the job
Choose to spend £27 million on Fellaini
Choose to sit masturbating furiously when your club spends £37 million on a player who sat on the bench at one of your rivals
Choose to put your cock away again when you realise he is not the solution to the problem
Choose to hilariously call your rivals Bitters
Choose not to go to the match claiming you can’t get a ticket…...despite there being plenty of tickets
Choose to moan about the death mocking of Munich…....and then death mock Leeds & Liverpool…it’s never your fault!
Choose 7th
Choose Europa League on Thursday nights
Choose Channel 5

CHOOSE MANCHESTER UNITED!!!!!!!!!!!!!

PS - Choose to refuse to accept that you had to spend way beyond your means in early days to get to where you are now, and buy in to the fallacy that you have always been self funded from the money that you've generated yourself.

Come on Danbo... you just made yourself look an idiot..

We have our success based on legendry status, thats why we have huge fan bases and that comes from Busby and his babes, then Fergie yes he spent but he also had the class of 92... there was no spending beyond our means. Look at our annual profits..

You seem to forget that there was football before 1993...

What you are doing now is unprecedented in football.. its why you are the most hated team since dirty Leeds..

And still no comment on Jovetic.. When Young dived I was quite critical..

Young paid for his rep against Spurs when Lloris took him out.. Suarez paid for his at the weekend, yet the Scousers have moaned on ever since. Talksport last night was domintaed by the moaners.. they seem to forget Gerard should have walked anyway, but Suarez still over-egged it as ever, and Webb was having none of it....

Hopefully now refs will wise up to Cities ways..