Cows bloody cows

[Henry Porter]

The mental cows stayed at a safe distance today ~ they like to run wildly in every direction, no matter how wide a berth I give them; last week one of them jumped over a (pretty dilapidated) fence, taking it slightly closer to me than on the other side. Crazy. Especially as the gates were all open.

Instead of cows, I was chased by a sheep for quite a distance, and I suspect stung by a wasp on the lip.

I rather like this post- it's like a dream.