I think the great H&S debate killed everyone with boredom!

OK, so.....mmmm. Need some contract cleaners in here. There's a rank pair of old PB's in the snug. Eeewww, all covered in mould!
And whats that? a stale pork pie? Must be one of Staggers. Damn doorman was always scoffing behind the curtain!

I know, lets get it all cleaned up, get some trappist beers in or whatever the yoof quaffs these days and have a one night party for all new facebookers so they can check the place out and see if Masterhood appeals!