"Turn left at the pork pies, straight on past dairy, hang a right before the biscuits and you'll reach the checkout, err, checkpoint"
What could possibly go wrong?!
Bob, I followed those directions in Shipley Asda and it took me into the back of store bakery area. Are you certain I shouldn't have taken a bearing through Beers and Spirits?
Doesn't bode well for tomorrow. I really messed up a batch of tiger bread.