The Grumpy Old Person

[wheezing donkey]

Aaarrgghhh.
Obviously they've all got shoes now so now the FB waves are polluted with request for suggestions for best waterproofs!!
What is it with these muppetts? Can't they do anything for themselves???????
Oh god...it'll be suggestions for best head torch next!
F me!!

Well Simon, us old grumps have the authoritative answers on those three topics;-

Clogs with iron carkers
Helly Hansen oilskins, as per the 1880 originals
Brass hurricane lamps - carried aloft in the R hand .... none of this noncey strapping it to your head business.

Somewhat disappointed with you being tempted to peek at that Bookface malarkey ... really undermines your street cred.