Quote Originally Posted by Stolly View Post
CL presumably you had the very long term forum posting opportunities in mind when you were Stolly-stalking me two or three years ago? So that maybe you could be armed with vague facts to misquote me on years later, as and when a topic about something or other that we disagree on came up?? ��

I kind of live by the generalisation that 5% of any major grouping are twats; so 5% of Yorkshiremen are twats, 5% of English, 5% of Americans, 5% of Christians, Jews, Muslims etc etc are twats. And 5% (at least) of referendum voters are/were twats clearly and there should’ve been a 5% twat factor built in to the result. It doesn’t work for small groupings - 100% of twats are twats obviously and 100% of UKIP voters are twats - but as a general rule it works and does rationalise a lot of the bad things that happen or are caused to happen in the world.

For instance there was a big hoohah in Horton in Ribblesdale where I live about the disruption caused by three peaks walkers to the locals but in reality nothing like 5% of the locals were really bothered by it and nothing like 5% of the walkers were causing it - a very comfortable 95% of everybody else were fine with things but.... the 5% (more like 2%) was able to get all this reported and blown out of proportion on the BBC where they quoted that three peaks walkers were ‘making lives miserable’.

A bit of a long winded way of saying that you are clearly a member of the 5% twat fraternity within the Fell running forum ��
So let's do a Jon Snow and look at how this would play out on the results.

17410742 would reduce to 16540205 when the twats votes are voided off.

Funnily enough that still beats 16141241 before we even consider that 5% of Europhile twats.

Moving on, there could be the basis for a new Simon Cowell Saturday night slot here. Twat Factor, with judges/mentors Nigel Farage, Andrew Adonis and Anna Soubry where prospective super-twats come on to gain a place in the grand final and be mentored by the experts.
I'd watch it, but I fear like the London Olympics, it might end up being a Yorkshire walkover