https://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/...20200304194106

I've stopped coughing into people's faces when doing renditions of the "computer says no" sketch from Little Britain.

I notice there are already talks of stockpiling and supermarket shelves being emptied. It was quite tense in Waitrose earlier, someone almost gave another customer a stern look when they took the last ripe avocado.

But seriously, my company is considering asking people to work from home - which they can without too much disruption. We're monitoring the media for government advice on the matter.